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Everyone deserves a
personal assistant
You're juggling a lot. Tasks pile up, ideas slip away, and keeping track of everything is exhausting. Derp is the AI assistant that listens, takes notes, organizes everything, and feeds it to you daily. Your mind stays clear and your work stays on track.
10 free messages. No credit card.
Send proposal to Acme by Friday
Self-serve API for small teams
Call John tomorrow at 3pm
Pricing model breakthrough
Get even more done, without the stress.
Projects, calls, ideas, follow-ups, deadlines! It never stops. And you've got to keep track of all of it. In your head.
Things slip through the cracks
Hi Steve, I'm so sorry I missed our call yesterday. Things got hectic and it completely slipped my mind...
Your context is scattered
hey Sara — boss wants the project update. what was that branding decision we made for the Acme project?? I can't find my notes anywhere 😅
Every day starts from zero
Call John
Send proposal URGENT!!
Follow up with Acme done? check
Weekly report — Monday Tuesday
idea: freemium tier??
groceries: milk, eggs
What if you had someone handling all of this?
That's Derp.
Here's how Derp works for you
Talk to Derp like a colleague
Derp
You 9:14 AM
Had a call with Steve from Acme. He wants the proposal by Friday. Also remind me to follow up with Sara on the branding decision Thursday
Derp 9:14 AM
✓ Task: Send proposal to Acme [high] (due Fri)
✓ Reminder: Follow up with Sara → Thu 9:30 AM
✓ Person: Steve (client) @ Acme
Derp organizes everything
Derp keeps you ahead
Derp
9:30 AM
Good morning! Here's your plan for today:
You've got this. Let's make today count!
Everything you tell Derp gets organized
Work journals, ideas, tasks, reminders, goals, notes, questions, plans — Derp handles all of it.
Tasks & Reminders
"Send the proposal by Friday" — done. "Remind me to call John at 3pm" — set. No apps to switch to, no forms to fill out.
Work Journal
Reflect on your day, log decisions, capture learnings. Derp saves every thought with type and mood — and links related entries together.
Ideas & Notes
"What if we offered a freemium tier?" — captured, tagged, and linked to your earlier thoughts about pricing. Nothing gets lost.
Goals & Planning
Set weekly, monthly, quarterly goals. Derp breaks them into tasks and nudges you with check-ins to keep you on track.
Daily Briefs & Debriefs
Every morning: your plan. Every evening: your recap. Personalized, timed to your timezone, waiting in Slack when you need it.
Search & Recall
"What did I say about webhooks last week?" Derp finds it by meaning, not just keywords. Your past thoughts are always accessible.
Not just some AI chat — a structured context system
ChatGPT dumps everything into flat chats. Derp builds an organized knowledge system from your conversations.
Generic AI chats
- Everything dumped into one flat thread
- Can't find that idea from last Tuesday
- No proactive planning or reminders
- Context resets every conversation
Derp
- Every item classified: tasks, ideas, journal, goals, people
- Semantic search finds things by meaning, not keywords
- Morning briefs, evening debriefs, planning nudges
- Context builds over time — remembers everything
See it in action
Capture tasks from conversation
Private & encrypted
AES-256 encryption. Row-level security. Your data is invisible to other users.
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Built with the leading AI models, optimized for speed, accuracy and natural conversation.
Works anywhere
Auto-detects your timezone. Briefs and reminders fire in your local time.
Simple pricing. Start free.
Less than a dollar a day for a personal assistant that never sleeps.
Pro
$0.73/day — cheaper than coffee
- 450 messages/month
- Morning briefs & debriefs
- Goals, search, journal
- Syncs with BlurOps
Max
For power users
- 5,000 messages/month
- Everything in Pro
- Extended messages
- Priority support
Enterprise
For teams
- Custom limits
- Team management
- Dedicated support
Questions
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Stop keeping everything in your head
Let Derp listen, organize, and plan — so you can focus on what matters.
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